This morning I participated in an all-out race against the clock, a sweat-inducing, tiresome struggle that should really be a new Olympic event; nail trimming.
That's right folks, in under 3 minutes I trimmed 40 little fingernails and 40 tiny toe nails, and I brought home the gold.
Now I just need to get Phil in on the action, and we can add Synchronized Nail Cutting as well. Half the time and double the drama!!