Today I am thankful for the genius who thought about this:
Can't eat pork,
Swine flu...
Can't eat chicken,
Bird flu...
Can't eat Beef,
Mad cow...
Remember - - - 'STRESSED' spelled backwards is 'DESSERTS'
Can't eat eggs,
Salmonella...
Can't eat fish,
Heavy metal poisons in their waters...
Can't eat fruits and veggies,
Insecticides and herbicides... 
Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I believe that leaves Chocolate and ice cream!!!!!!!!
Remember - - - 'STRESSED' spelled backwards is 'DESSERTS'
LOL! I love that! One of my favorite things about being a mom to boys is the off the wall things they say.
ReplyDeleteMy six year old told me the other day,"Never trust a penguin who can throw a snowball with his mouth." How do you respond to that?
EXCELLENT! I already have the safest diet in the world - is wine ok?
ReplyDeleteI love that!! :) So cute!
ReplyDeleteYeah. Does that mean the scoop of icing I just ate right out of the tub is OK?
ReplyDeleteI knew I was doing something right.
ReplyDeleteI really like the way you think!
ReplyDeleteSounds good to me!
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny! I think I COULD survive on just chocolate.
ReplyDeleteI hope your painting is coming along well!
XOXO
Jen
makes sense to me! :)
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