I walked into the family room the other day to check on Maggie because she was being awfully quiet ~ which usually means she's up to no good. She was very nicely sitting on the couch looking at her Curious George book.
Me: Maggie, What are you doing?
Maggie: I reading.
Me: Where are your pants?
Maggie: I took them off.
Me: Why did you take your pants off?
Maggie: Because I was shaking my butt!
P.S. We are not allowed to say "butt" in the Martin house, so I corrected her through my giggles, which was very impactful, I'm sure ;)