1) Why do they have to ruin trail mix by putting raisins in? Nuts and chocolate chips just dandy on their own, thank you!
2) Why does freshly shredded cheese from a block taste so.much.better than packaged shredded cheese?
3) Why do we add vanilla to chocolate recipes?
4) Squeezable yogurt in a tube + freezer = edible ice pack! Why haven't I thought of this before?
5) Why is it a moments on the lips ~ forever on the hips, but I can run for an hour and only burn off one meal?
6) How come my children won't eat spicy food in a meal, but if given the opportunity, will chow down on super-spicy Chili Doritos?
7) Did you know a 2 year old can survive on chicken, yogurt, fruit, chocolate and cereal? Seriously, her name is Maggie.
8) Fruit? Yummy. Ice Cream? Yummy. Fruit ice cream flavors? Disgusting!
9) How did I ever eat and enjoy red meat? The thought of it now makes me sick! Bring on the ground turkey, chicken and beans :)
10) Who invented dark chocolate covered peanut M&M's? My love handles are ready to wage war!
P.S. Tax season is over!!! Woot-woot!