1) Why do they have to ruin trail mix by putting raisins in? Nuts and chocolate chips just dandy on their own, thank you!
2) Why does freshly shredded cheese from a block taste so.much.better than packaged shredded cheese?
3) Why do we add vanilla to chocolate recipes?
4) Squeezable yogurt in a tube + freezer = edible ice pack! Why haven't I thought of this before?
5) Why is it a moments on the lips ~ forever on the hips, but I can run for an hour and only burn off one meal?
6) How come my children won't eat spicy food in a meal, but if given the opportunity, will chow down on super-spicy Chili Doritos?
7) Did you know a 2 year old can survive on chicken, yogurt, fruit, chocolate and cereal? Seriously, her name is Maggie.
8) Fruit? Yummy. Ice Cream? Yummy. Fruit ice cream flavors? Disgusting!
9) How did I ever eat and enjoy red meat? The thought of it now makes me sick! Bring on the ground turkey, chicken and beans :)
10) Who invented dark chocolate covered peanut M&M's? My love handles are ready to wage war!
P.S. Tax season is over!!! Woot-woot!
#7, seriously this must be a girl thing. Mine was pretty much the same thing and eventually got somewhat better about it.
ReplyDelete#10 Whoever invented anything with Dark Chocolate, has a serious war with me. Oh gosh, I love that stuff. No more milk chocolate for me. It just isn't the same!
Congrats! You made it through another Tax Season!
Ha! Okay, are you reading my mind or something? WHY oh why must they ruin trail mix with raisins? I ask myself this all the time :)
ReplyDeletetotally agree on the trail mix plus raisins.. though i do HATE raisins... sooo...
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny. I'm coming back to read this again.
ReplyDeleteSorry I haven't visited much. I spend a lot of time in the rocking chair with Maria. :)