Maggie: I love getting into my cozy bed because it feels like a big hug from God!
When the Disciplinee Becomes the Discipliner
I was being silly one night after dinner, and snapping and dancing around...
Xander: No smapping! You not good girl to smap!
Maggie: Mom, how many kids are we going to have?
Me: Well, six sounds good for now.
Maggie: I think you should have 7, and then I'll have 7 when I marry Robby. That's a good idea.
|Robby, I hope you like a bossy woman.|
When an Accountant Marries a Theologian
Me: We need to figure out where the kids are going to sleep when the new baby comes.
Phil: See, that's the problem with society. Kids get too much these days. Your Dad slept in a bed with four of his siblings, and now every kid needs his own room, it's ridiculous.
Me: Sooooo...we need to figure out where the kids are going to sleep when the new baby comes.
It's Not a Vision Problem
John-Paul: Mom, can you still see your feet?
Me: Not really.
Eamon: You need your glasses?
He Makes a Good Point
I was walking into the grocery store with Andrew and trying to put on my coat very unsuccessfully.
Andrew: Mom, you have your arm in the wrong sleeve.
Me: Oh, that's the problem. What am I, like 2 years old?
Andrew: Well, Dad does call you "Baby" sometimes.