Sweet Dreams
Maggie: I love getting into my cozy bed because it feels like a big hug from God!
When the Disciplinee Becomes the Discipliner
I was being silly one night after dinner, and snapping and dancing around...
Xander: No smapping! You not good girl to smap!
Family Planning
Maggie: Mom, how many kids are we going to have?
Me: Well, six sounds good for now.
Maggie: I think you should have 7, and then I'll have 7 when I marry Robby. That's a good idea.
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| Robby, I hope you like a bossy woman. |
When an Accountant Marries a Theologian
Me: We need to figure out where the kids are going to sleep when the new baby comes.
Phil: See, that's the problem with society. Kids get too much these days. Your Dad slept in a bed with four of his siblings, and now every kid needs his own room, it's ridiculous.
Me: Sooooo...we need to figure out where the kids are going to sleep when the new baby comes.
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| Good thing he's cute. |
It's Not a Vision Problem
John-Paul: Mom, can you still see your feet?
Me: Not really.
Eamon: You need your glasses?
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| Buh-bye feet. |
He Makes a Good Point
I was walking into the grocery store with Andrew and trying to put on my coat very unsuccessfully.
Andrew: Mom, you have your arm in the wrong sleeve.
Me: Oh, that's the problem. What am I, like 2 years old?
Andrew: Well, Dad does call you "Baby" sometimes.
These are too funny. I especially like the one about the sleeping arrangements. Even though we've never met, I can almost hear your voice as you said that.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Phil on that one. Plus! if you put more than one in a bed, you can save money on heating bills during the night!
ReplyDeleteThey're all good, but I laughed out loud at the last one!
ReplyDeleteCute. Get Maggie a bunk bed for Christmas--problem solved. Someone can sleep above or below her.
ReplyDeleteDidn't know you were having another?! Congrats! When is he/she due?
ReplyDeleteRoom sharing is cool. bed sharing is not my favorite (unless it's with Rob). I shared a bed with my sister and maybe it was our personalities, but it did not go well. :) Now, some of my kids will voluntarily climb into bed with a sibling and that works out just great. Just put them all in "the dormitory" and let them shake it out.
ReplyDeleteI love these! Kids say the best things! I swear I would laugh 75% less than I do now if I didn't have kids in my life!
ReplyDeleteSo cute!
ReplyDeleteWe are trying to figure out where Simeon is going--Tom wants him out of our room by the time he's 2--we've got a month and a half...
ReplyDeleteI always use that Little House thing, nothing wrong with sharing!!
they make some pretty cool bunkbeds out there..sometimes 3 to 4 stacked..so cool. They are so so blessed to have siblings.
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or does Robby have a scared, scared look in his eyes?
ReplyDeleteI can't stop laughing. No joke.
ReplyDeleteStill laughing OUT LOUD.
Ahahaha the last one is my favorite!!! I think I missed that one the first time I read this... Hilarious!
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