Listening to the Christian radio station in the car (because, Lent, ugh.)...
Andrew: They said the "A" word!!!
Me: What??? This is Christian music! I can't believe they said a swear!
Andrew: No, they said Alleluia during Lent!
At the dinner table...
Me: So what happened at school today?
Andrew: I got to serve Mass, and I was Thurible.
Phil: Well maybe you should try harder next time.
After looking at the dress that changes colors...
Andrew: We looked at this in school!
Me: Isn't it so weird?
Andrew: Nah, it's just an elliptical illusion.
Watching a tv show when they said something about Minnesota...
Xander: I love Minnesotas!
Phil: What are you talking about?
Xander: Those orange things wif da sugar and we eat them outside sometimes because they are so messy?
Andrew: He means malasadas.
(I say Minnesota, he says malasada)
Walking out of Sunday Mass...
Monsignor: Don't forget, Andrew, you're serving a funeral mass tomorrow.
Andrew: (Big smile) I know!
Me: They love serving funerals, Monsignor.
John-Paul: Yeah, because we love money!!!!
Monsignor: (joking around) You mean you love to pray for the souls of the deceased.
John-Paul: (laughing) No, I just love the money!!!
And a great joke I heard...
Why do teenagers travel in groups of three?
Because they can't even.