Yesterday, both John-Paul and Andrew cracked me up with what they had to say. So here goes;
John-Paul: (showing me a sentence he had written that said "I am a little boy") See my sentence, Mommy? I used popcorn words.
Me: What are 'popcorn words'?
John-Paul: They are little words that help make a sentence, you know, like 'I, am, a, the'.
Me: Wow, John-Paul, you are learning things in school that Mommy never learned before.
John-Paul: Well, that's because my teachers go to teacher school and learn new things to teach us.
Wow, that made me feel old!
And now for Andrew;
Andrew: (coming up to me and picking his nose, then licking his finger, then touching his lips) Mommy, do you know how to make chapstick?
Me: No, how?
Andrew: You put boogies and water together and you get chapstick.
Eeeewwww, boys are so gross!
Here's your devotional for today.