Eamon, after discussing the difference between boys, girls, men, and ladies:
"Maggie's my girl. And Daddy, you the man!"
John-Paul, after receiving ten coins from the tooth fairy (who must have been out of dollar bills that night!):
"Here, Andrew you can have five of my 'moneys' for the snack counter."
Andrew, upon entering the bathroom I just cleaned:
"Why does it look so new in here?"
Eamon, looking on as I changed Maggie's diaper:
"Maggie has no wee-wee but I do have a wee-wee."
(I was wondering when this discovery was going to be made!)