Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Turkey Recipe

How To Cook A Turkey!




Step 1: Go buy a turkey




Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey, scotch, or JD




Step 3: Put turkey in the oven




Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey




Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens




Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink




Step 7:Turn oven the on




Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky




Step 9: Turk the bastey




Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get




Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer




Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey




Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours




Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey




Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey




Step 16: Floor the turkey up off the pick




Step 17: Turk the carvey




Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch




Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey




Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out


2 comments:

  1. ROFL! Sounds about right.

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  2. Lol. Have you seen the Christmas cake recipe?

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