Me: Maggie, who's in the picture?
Maggie: It's you and Daddy, but he looks like Alexander because he's small and you're big and you both have buttons on your shirt.
Me: They look like belly buttons, and we look naked.
Maggie: They are belly buttons, and you ARE naked, that's what I said.
Me: Oh, I misunderstood. And what's that on our arms?
Maggie: Floaties, because you know how you and Alexander can't swim? So you need floaties.
Me: Oh, I thought it was Dad, not Alexander.
Maggie: (exasperated) You just don't get it.