Phil and I were talking in the kitchen and Maggie says "You guys should hug each other when you talk, like you always do."
Then she adds "And kiss too, I like it when you kiss!"
(Well, twist our arms...)
"Mom, can I have a cheesbooger instead of a hambooger?"
"Mommy, why do ladies always read their phones? Is their work inside their phones?"
"Boys! Boys! How come you don't play girl games with me? I play tackle with you!"