These aren't super funny but it's one of those days where I wonder why I even have a blog. So instead of posting nothing, I'll give you the following....
Me: Maggie, what happened to your lollipop?
Maggie: (Bursting into tears) I don't know what happened! I was sucking on it in my mouth and then it got in the cat's tail! Then the cat ran away and Dad had to chase her and wash her tail to get the lollipop unstucked and now he says I can't eat it anymore. But I wanna eat it!!
Eamon: Xander, what do you love more, Dora or that muffin?
Eamon: Mom, can I eat his muffin? He doesn't want it.
A kind soul gifted us a Shell gas card...
Me: Where is a Shell station around here?
Phil: I think that Bob's Sunoco is a Shell.
Me: I'm pretty sure it's a Sunoco.
I was on the floor stretching (picture me basically face down on the floor) after the rosary and I told the kids it was time to march to bed. So Xander lays face down, imitating me, on the floor and says march, march, march! Maybe you had to be there, but it made us all laugh hysterically and then Eamon says:
"He is so funny! Without him, we would have nothing!"
John-Paul: (looking at the bruise on my arm) Mom, it's a heart!
Maggie: Did Dad give that to you for your anniversary?