On a family walk...
Phil: Maggie, get back from the street! You make the cars nervous when you get that close.
Maggie: No I don't.
Phil: Yes, you do. The cars don't know if you're going to jump in front of them.
Maggie: No, I don't make the cars nervous, I make the people in the cars nervous.
John-Paul: Look, a chipmunk! (he runs after it)
Andrew: Mom, chipmunks are famous in New Hampshire, right?
Me: I think you mean popular...
Me: Xander, what does a motorcycle say?
Xander: Too loud!
Maggie: Mommy, you have a baby in your belly?!?!?!?!?! (with squeals of joy)
Me: Nope, just baby leftovers.
Xander: Wook, wook, wook!
|Here's wooking at you, kid.|