Phil: Was Ben at camp today?
Andrew: Wait, does Ben have brown skin or peach skin?
(It makes me laugh that they still don't say Black or White)
In the car...
Maggie: Can you turn the radio up, grav-a-whore?
Me: What did you call me???
Maggie: I said please in Spanish.
John-Paul, trying to teach Xander Portuguese...
J-P: Xander, say "I love you" in Portuguese.
Xander: I love you in Portuguese.
As we leave the grocery store...
Maggie: Say Bye!, Xander
Xander: Bye Xander!
Getting in the car...
Eamon (exasperated): Why does everyone know my favorite song?
Me: What's your favorite song?
Eamon: This one! (Some Nights by Fun).
|Mom, Abby is juuuuust my friend, not my girlfriend.|
Serving pigs in blankets for dinner one night, because we're fancy like that...
Andrew: Can I have another pig in a sleeping bag?