The difference between girls and boys.
Upon walking into a room where Phil and I were hugging...
Eamon: Can you guys wait until I leave to do that stuff?
Maggie: Ooooh, can I get in the middle of the kissing part?
We discovered that on the weekends, Alexander is mostly a dream child because he gets 4 hour naps. He is in such a happy mood when he wakes up...
Me: As a special treat for praying for the babies, we're getting Frosty's after dinner!
Xander: Oooh, Frosty's? I love it!
(He's never even had a Frosty)
I gave Xander a banana muffin...
Xander: This is so really really TASTY!
(It cracks me up that he uses that adjective as a 2 year old)
Xander wanted to walk on the wall at the park...
|"I almost there..."|
Not quite, little buddy.
Whenever we try to get Alexander to scream in fright...
Xander (big smile): You scared me! (But he never screams!)
He Likes Older Women.
|"I can't wait to show Mrs. C my funny shirt!"|
We think J-P has a crush on his 5th grade teacher...
J-P (arriving at school): There's Mrs. C! (Jumping out of the car and waving frantically) Hi Mrs. C!
Me: Is that her son with her?
Me: Wow, he's tall.
J-P: No, Mrs. C is just really petite. (Pause) It's ok, she likes to be called that.
Andrew: Mom, your meatballs are the best.
Xander: You da best cooker!
Andrew: You should open up a restaurant!
Eamon: Yeah, and call it Colleen's Diner. And we could have (stops to count chairs) 12 people come eat here.
Me: Well then where would you all eat?
Eamon: Who cares? They would give us money!