|Can I eat my ice cream yet??|
Xander: I don't want to take a nap.
Me: Well, it's nap time.
Xander: But I don't want to take a nap.
Me: I'm not going to tell you again...
Xander: But I told you I don't want to take a nap zero times!
Walking up to receive Holy Communion at Mass...
Xander: (spying the man with an eye patch) Look, it's a pirate!
Me: Xander, it's time to get ready for bed.
Me: Get ready for bed.
Me: It's bedtime.
Xander: Ughhhh, that doesn't even make any sense.
Xander: What you doing?
Me: I'm taking a shower.
Xander: Because you so stinky?
After the waitress brought him some chocolate milk:
Xander: You such a nice lady.
And he still says a lot of words wrong (but oh so cute!)...
Crumpling up the receipt on the way out of the grocery store:
Xander: Look, I scrippled it!
Looking like I caught him red-handed:
Me: What were you doing?
Xander: I was touching your McPuter.