That's What He Said

Can I eat my ice cream yet??

Xander: I don't want to take a nap.

Me: Well, it's nap time.

Xander: But I don't want to take a nap.

Me: I'm not going to tell you again...

Xander: But I told you I don't want to take a nap zero times!

Walking up to receive Holy Communion at Mass...

Xander: (spying the man with an eye patch) Look, it's a pirate!

Me: Xander, it's time to get ready for bed.

Xander: Whatyousay?

Me: Get ready for bed.

Xander: Whatyousay?

Me: It's bedtime.

Xander: Ughhhh, that doesn't even make any sense.

Xander: What you doing?

Me: I'm taking a shower.

Xander: Because you so stinky?

After the waitress brought him some chocolate milk:

Xander: You such a nice lady.

And he still says a lot of words wrong (but oh so cute!)...

Crumpling up the receipt on the way out of the grocery store:

Xander: Look, I scrippled it!

Looking like I caught him red-handed:

Me: What were you doing?

Xander: I was touching your McPuter.