Tuesday, April 12, 2016

That's What He Said

Getting ready before school:

Xander: Where's my hulk sweatshirt?

Me: I don't know, just wear your jacket instead.
Xander: But the Hulk sweatshirt is the only thing that works.

Petting the cat as she walked by:

Hey Dad, Evie's really soft.  But she's not as soft as Mom.

After getting in trouble the previous day in school for repeating a bad word...

Me: Xander, did you have a good day today?

Xander: Welllll, did the teacher email you again?
Me: No.
Xander: Then I had a good day!

Overheard singing...

And if the Devil doesn't like it
He can sit on a tack!

Xander: Mom, Why is your belly getting sooooo big?
Me: Because the baby is getting bigger.
Xander: No, it's because you are eating sooooo much food and then the baby eats the food in his belly button and then he grows bigger and then your belly grows bigger.

Me: Xander, why did you take your shirt off?
Xander: Because I wanted to see my muscles!

Seeing Declan follow him around and imitate him:

Mom, Declan just loves me so much!  That's because we're roommates!

Upon seeing Maggie and I kiss during peace at Mass:

Ummmm, Dad?  I think Maggie and Mom just married each other.


  1. How adorable. Of course my favorite is the one about the teacher emailing you. Smart little guy.

  2. So cute!!! My favorite is the last one!

  3. Thanks for making me laugh out loud! He is a hoot!

  4. GOODness Maggie looks like an adult in that last picture!!

  5. Oh these are so CUTE!!!


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