Looking in Andrew's backpack...
Phil: Andrew, why do you have two deodorants in your backpack?
Andrew: Because the middle school teachers say we stink.
Phil: But why TWO?
Andrew: I like to put on both to make sure I smell really good!
#obviously
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After reading Green Eggs and Ham for the hundredth time:
Xander: Oh I get it now! I know why he finally likes green eggs and ham.
Phil: Why?
Xander: Because he ate them on a boat, and the salt from the water got on them, and salt makes eggs taste good!
#whydidntithinkofthat
JP got hurt two days in a row at school, both times by basketballs being thrown at him:
Me: What's going on? Who's throwing basketballs at you? Who should I beat up?
JP: No, Mom, it's just the sixth grade girls trying to get my attention.
Me: Why?
JP: Because they all have crushes on me.
#duh
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Upon seeing some freshly baked cookies:
Xander: Yes, you can have a cookie!
Me: Huh?
Xander: Yes, you can have a cookie! Now you say that in your voice to me.
#smartcookie
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Discussing NFP options for the future:
Me: We can try the Marquette Model again...
Phil: That's how we got Brendan.
Me: Well, we can just have a Josephite marriage until we're fifty.
Phil: Sounds fun.
Me: Or we could just get really ugly and find each other repulsive.
Phil: (Quietly singing as he walks away) "We're not gonna make it..."
#newthemesong
Driving in the car with the three eldest boys...
JP: (seeing a dead skunk in the road) Eeeeeewwwwww, skunk.
Eamon: (thinking JP had smelled the skunk) It's probably just your pits, JP.
#goodguess
Recalling the time at school when the water got turned off due to a leak:
Xander: And then Mrs. S came to the cafeteria and said the water was back on and the bathrooms were working again, and I said "Woohoo, let's party!" but I should have said "Woohoo, let's POTTY!"
#missedopportunity
Declan: I Superman!
#nope
Oh Gosh! I just love this. And I am going to have that song in my head all day!
ReplyDeleteThese crack me up!
ReplyDeleteSo funny! We are also not going to make it... :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing the smiles today.
Love these!! Especially, "say that in your voice to me."
ReplyDeleteSo funny! The best one was Xander and the cookies - too clever!!
ReplyDeleteThese are awesome. That Xander really is one smart cookie.
ReplyDeleteOh NFP.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing open to life for baby 8 ;)
Oh my gosh, these are hilarious!! haha
ReplyDeleteWho Xander is smart with the cookies. for realz.
ReplyDeleteAnd nfp... ahhhhhh. :)
The Green Eggs and Ham one? My mind is blown. I feel like I could write a dissertation on that.
ReplyDeleteSo many red and blue superheroes.
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