Me (Reading from my favorite weekly pregnancy book): If this baby is a girl, she has 2 million eggs already!
Phil: What a waste since she's going to be a nun!
Xander loves to eat...and any activity is a reason to chow down...
Me: Let's get your shoes on.
Xander: Going to get somefin to eat?
(At 6 am, staring at my face as I pretend to sleep)
Xander: Have somefin to eat?
Me: Not yet.
Xander: Have a fruit snack?
Me: No, it's breakfast time.
Xander: Oh. Have cheerios?
Me: Xander, the kids are coming home from school!
Xander: Kids from 'cool? Have somefin to eat?
John-Paul: I think I know where I got my cough from.
Me: Oh, were you kissing her?
J-P: MOM! Geesh! Why do you always say stuff like that??
We had my 7 months pregnant friend, Laura over this weekend...
Andrew: Mom, your belly is bigger than Miss Laura's belly.
Me: You're my least favorite right now.
Eamon: Mom, who is your 3rd favorite football team?
(He know my 1st is the Patriots and my 2nd is the Redskins)
Me: The Broncos, because they have Wes Welker.
Eamon: Me too. Who is your 4th favorite?
Me: Probably the Seahawks because they have the prettiest costumes.
Phil: (big sigh) She means uniforms, Eamon. Don't be like your mother.
And a sweet one from the man I love...
Me: That picture you took of my baby bump makes it look smaller than it really is because you're tall, and it's a flattering angle.
Phil: Well, then just imagine how beautiful you are from God's point of view.