It's FRIDAY!! Joining Kelly and the other quick takers with seven Xander quotables...
|Always eating. Always dirty.|
Helping me with the laundry...
Xander: Which one is the dryer?
Me: That one.
Xander: So that's the dryer...and that's the...wetter?
In the car with Phil...
Xander: Can you put on Mom's song?
Phil: What's Mom's song?
Xander: (singing) Ba ba ba ba ba bass. Ba ba bass.
Practicing everybody in the family's full names...
Me: And what's my name?
Me: But what's my real name?
Xander: Mommy Martin
Me: Well...what's my whole name that adults call me?
Xander: Mommy Philip Martin.
Counting down to his birthday...
Xander: My birthday is in 2 months!
Me: That's right!
Xander: So it's tomorrow then?
At Mass, rifling through the diaper bag behind my back:
Xander: What's this thing?
Me: (ignoring him)
Xander: Mom, what's this thingie here?
Xander: Look Mom, what's this? (shoves feminine product in my face)
Me: (bright red and desperately shoving it back into diaper bag) That's a lady thing.
Xander: And you're my best lady!
Discussing the characters in Thomas the Train...
Me: (joking) And the girl one is Thomas?
Xander: NO!! Thomas is the cheeky one!
After I told him he wasn't allowed to wear his crocs to school...
Xander: But can I at least wear some handles?