Friday, May 22, 2015

7QT: That's What He Said

It's FRIDAY!!  Joining Kelly and the other quick takers with seven Xander quotables...

Always eating.  Always dirty.

1)

Helping me with the laundry...

Xander: Which one is the dryer?

Me: That one.

Xander: So that's the dryer...and that's the...wetter?


2)

In the car with Phil...

Xander: Can you put on Mom's song?

Phil: What's Mom's song?

Xander: (singing) Ba ba ba ba ba bass.  Ba ba bass.



3)

Practicing everybody in the family's full names...

Me: And what's my name?

Xander: Mommy

Me: But what's my real name?

Xander: Mommy Martin

Me: Well...what's my whole name that adults call me?

Xander: Mommy Philip Martin.


4)

Counting down to his birthday...

Xander: My birthday is in 2 months!

Me: That's right!

Xander: So it's tomorrow then?


5)

At Mass, rifling through the diaper bag behind my back:

Xander: What's this thing?

Me: (ignoring him)

Xander: Mom, what's this thingie here?

Me: Shhhhh

Xander: Look Mom, what's this? (shoves feminine product in my face)

Me: (bright red and desperately shoving it back into diaper bag) That's a lady thing.

Xander: And you're my best lady!



6)

Discussing the characters in Thomas the Train...

Me: (joking) And the girl one is Thomas?

Xander: NO!!  Thomas is the cheeky one!


7)

After I told him he wasn't allowed to wear his crocs to school...

Xander: But can I at least wear some handles?


7 comments:

  1. That kid is hilarious! Awesome, awesome.

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  2. "The wetter." He's brilliant! Of course it's the wetter!

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  3. Love these! I can just see your red face at Church.

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  4. Those are all great! I liked #3 the best. =)

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  5. LOLing loudly here. You're killing me Xander!!
    Feminine products being discovered at Mass or any other embarrassing place by the toddlers = worst.fear.
    And Mommy Philip Martin, now that's cute.

    Happy Weekend and good luck with the Open House (I think it's tomorrow??)!

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  6. Hahaha! This is the funniest age! Taylor asks EVERY DAY when her birthday is. And when I tell her not for another month, she says "UGH! It's taking years!"

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