Tuesday, March 19, 2013

That's What She Said

I showed Maggie this picture:

Maggie: "Who's that baby?"
Me: "It's Xander!  Isn't that a great picture of when you got to see him for the first time ever?!?!?"
Maggie: "Yes, it's good because my face looks so pretty."

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Phil: "Maggie, It's {name protected}'s birthday today!"
Maggie: "How old is {name protected}?"
Phil: "{insert age}!"
Maggie: "Wow!!!!  That is REALLY OLD!!"
Phil: "Well, you shouldn't really say that someone is really old."
Maggie: "All I mean is that she is really sensitive!"
Phil: (Laughing) "You shouldn't really say that either."
Maggie: "Well I'm just saying she's gonna die soon."



Maggie: "When I grow up I want to be a chickmunk (chipmunk) so that I can take showers in the dishwasher!"

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Phil (to Maggie): "Hey Cutie!"
Maggie: "You can call me Princess President the Beautiful instead."

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And one That's What He Said from Eamon...

"I want to get married and be a Dad, but I definitely don't want to kiss a girl."



19 comments:

  1. Love them! They are too funny :)

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  2. LOL...Maggie certainly has a good self-esteem!

    I love Eamon's comment about not wanting to kiss a girl. That is too funny! Be sure to remind him of that when he has his first girlfriend!

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  3. You are killin' me this morning, girl. Oh Maggie, you are loads of funny!

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  4. "It's good because my face looks so pretty" is a line I will be using. often.

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  5. Awww, sweet children.

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  6. Made me smile Colleen! : )

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  7. I'm just saying she's gonna die soon.

    This is the new go-to phrase I will use in all birthday cards I send.

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  8. Awwwwwwww, your kids are the cutest!

    I'm still trying to catch up from last week....I'll be back!

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  9. I woke up in a grumpy mood this morning. (Bad score on my chem test) but this totally put me in a better mood! :-D

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  10. HILARIOUS! Eamon should definitely NOT marry my A then. Her newest thing is to tell me she "wikes wip kisses!" Then I tell her to save her lip kisses for her husband and she replies, "But Mama, I WIKE wip kisses!!!" Too funny!

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  11. The chickmunk comment sounds like it could be its own childrens book. I would read it, and I would love it!

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  12. SOOOOoooo funny! "Quips and Quotes" all over again! I couldn't help but think that she somehow has someone's famous tact. Who could I mean?

    As for the dress when you're dancing with Eamon? Loooove it!

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  13. Sounds like Princess President the Beautiful would find a kindred spirit in Mopsy. Whenever I call to her and say, "where's my little girl?" she says "I NOT a GIRL! I A PWINCESS! Call me that, please." Indeed. :)

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  14. HAHA!! She is hilarious with that sensitive stuff :) That was awesome.

    And she is getting bigger and even more beautiful each day. I can't believe how much older she looks all the time!!

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  15. These were awesome!! What a sweetheart! Princess President the Beautiful, lol!

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  16. These quotes are too funny. But my favorite from the post is the picture of your husband and Maggie looking at each other...priceless.

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  17. Princess President the Beautiful! I love it! I am going to demand that all my subjects around her start calling ME that! :)

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  18. These are so funny! I am chuckling pretty good over here.

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  19. That Maggie is something. I'm so glad you are writing these down. Tell Eamon he will change his mind in a few years. *smootch*

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