|Mom, how many pictures are you going to take??|
When the kids are fighting in the car (one of my biggest pet peeves) they lose time from their show as a punishment. The other day, Eamon and Maggie started arguing about who-knows-what and Xander turned his little toddler head towards them and yelled:
"Two minutes, guys!"
|Andrew, trying to squeeze into his seat on the way to donate ALL THOSE CLOTHES.|
Me: Andrew, how's your new teacher?
Andrew: She's strict.
Me: How do you know that?
Andrew: She said "You guys are going to find out very quickly how much I do not like all the talking."
Me: She sounds awesome.
Andrew: I knew you would say that.
|Always lays his head down while he colors. Always.|
At Mass, Xander seems to suffer from voice immodulation:
After picking his nose: A BOOGAH!
(puts in mouth, of course) YUM!
While eating his fruit snacks: I ATE DORA'S HEAD! I ATE HER FEET! EATING SWIPER NOW! WHO DIS GUY?
Phil: Maggie, it's rest time, go play a board game.
Maggie: I know why they call them board games. Because they are boring!
Maggie: If we have another girl, who will be the prettiest?
Me: You will both be equally pretty.
Maggie: I think I will be a little bit prettier. Just a little.
|Xander put a toy phone up his shirt and said "My baby!"|
So the other day, Xander was doing something naughty, and I threatened with my usual...
Me: Do you want to go to time out?
And for the first time, he responded...
Xander: NO! I want to go to Ba's house!
(Ba = Isabel = his nanny = the love of his life who spoils him daily)