It's so fun being a parent!!! Here's proof...
|Unrelated photo of some family fun.|
Me: What's that?
Declan: You know, Pope Yes, where they have chicken sandwiches.
Me: You mean Popeyes?
Declan: Oh that's how you spell Popeyes?
Brendan (age 5): Mom! Xander is being so hypocritical!
Me: (Trying not to laugh that my Kindergartner uses the word hypocritical) What's he doing?
Brendan: He is just so sarcastic and then he told me that I'm sarcastic, and that's being hypocritical!
Xander (10): Mom, babies come out of their mother's belly buttons, right?
Xander: Then how do they get out?
Me: Welllll, moms have a special hole where babies come out.
*tries to find an actual hole to crawl into and get out of this conversation*
Maggie (14): Wait, how many holes do I have??
Me: Maggie, we need to talk.
JP (age 18): I'm worried about my first semester grades.
Dad: It's an adjustment period, grad schools will understand, and you will bring them up next semester.
JP: My Advisor said I need to get all As to get into a PA school.
I guess I might just have to go to medical school and become a doctor instead.
Xander (10): Today I saw my old teacher and she walked the other way to avoid me.
Me: I'm sure she just didn't see you.
Xander: Oh, she definitely saw me. I'm the reason she quit!