..........And the fish was this big!! Hahahahahaha - huh?
My 6 and 4 year old are obsessed with telling jokes, and once they were tired of the few they knew, they started making up crazy jokes that didn't even make sense.
So, I found these jokes, and they are having a blast reading and trying to memorize them all.
(Can I take a moment and brag about how GREAT a reader my 4 year old is...he seriously amazes me. OK, bragging moment over!)
Here's the list if your kids are as interested in being stand-up comedians as mine are ;)
Disclaimer: These jokes will cause parents to groan internally while fake laughing externally to please your child. Don't say I didn't warn ya!
1. What do ghosts wear when it snows? Booooots
2. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn’t have any guts
3. Who do you call a cow that eats grass? A lawn moooer
4. Where do cows go on a Saturday night? To the mooovies
5. What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? Milk and quackers
6. What did the dog say when he sat on the sandpaper? Rough! Rough!
7. What dog keeps the best time? A watchdog
8. Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny
9. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut
10. Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the shell station
11. How many paws does a bear have? One paw and one maw
12. What are Dino bandages for? Dinosores
13. Why do ducks fly south? Because it’s too far to walk
14. Why didn’t the duck ear his soup? He couldn’t find his quackers
15. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide
16. Why do bees hum? Because they don’t know the words
17. What did the flea say to the other flea? Should we walk or take the dog?
18. Why is the father centipede so upset? All his kids need new shoes
19. What did the mother lightening bug say to the father lightning bug? Junior use is bright
20. Why are fish so smart? Because they swim in schools
21. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand….
22. What are the most commonly used letters in the skunk alphabet? P and U
23. What’s worse than finding a worm in you apple? Finding half a worm
24. What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill
25. What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn
26. Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he was feeling crummy
27. What kind of apple isn’t an apply? A pineapple
28. Why did the orange go to the doctor? He wasn’t peeling well
29. Why does the ocean roar? You would too if you had crabs in your bed!
30. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved
31. What falls in the winter and never gets hurt? Snow
32. How many jelly beans can you put in a jar? Only one- after that, the jar isn’t empty anymore
33. What did not eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells
34. What flowers grow between your nose and your chin? Tulips
35. Why did the car stop in the middle of the road? Because it was wheely, wheely tired
36. Why did the girl throw the butter outside? She wanted to see the butterfly
37. Why does a cowboy ride a horse? Because it’s too heavy to carry
38. Three men were standing under one umbrella, but no one got wet. How can this be? It wasn’t raining.